Female Development and Style

Yoni massage is a type of massage that focuses on the Vulva and Vagina. Yoni is the Sanskrit word for vagina which means ‘sacred space

In Tantra philosophy, the vagina is approached from a place of the utmost love and respect. Yoni massage is a practice intended to truly honor a woman, to give her selfless pleasure, and to explore the sacred side of our sexuality.

About 2 weeks ago, I received a Yoni massage and boy oh boy!

My Yoni Massage Experience

Before meeting up for the massage, I was nervous, I mean. A stranger’s hand was going to be in my Yoni, but I was really stressed, very stressed, working 9-5 is not easy.

Orgasms are a good stress reliever, if not the best and the inquisitive me wanted to have this experience, I felt it was going to be a good one.

On getting to the spa, he was professional with his approach and that made me feel safe and relaxed.

He asked questions about my health, allergies and the type of massage I wanted. I imagine that would help with his choice of oils. I picked Yoni massage because., apparently it is the best on the list…  Duhhh.

Let’s get into the Yoni massage, shall we?

He started by preparing the room ambiance, mixing the oils; about six different essential oils then the scent of the room, adding essential oils to the candle.

 

He bathed me with warm water so I could get used to his fingers on my sensitive body parts. He towel dried me and carried me to the massage table.

The darkness of the room, amazing smell, and the slow, beautiful music playing were just right.

I was lying naked on the bed, face up and he started with connecting our breaths – breathing in and out deeply.

He massaged my legs, my thighs, gently brushing my vagina with his hands, then my arms, fingers, every part of my body. When it was time to stimulate my clitoris, I was already wet and I just let myself feel everything, moaning softly and gradually went loud, my nipples were not left out, they were treated how I wanted them to be treated.

My G spot was taken care of, it was an hour of pleasure and not holding back, of course, I orgasmed about 4-5 times and after that, he toweled my body and dressed me up.

I tried not to give so much information so in his words, here is what he does.



Yoni Massage described by my therapist

I start by preparing the room ambiance (sounds and smell). Then I prepare your body and mind. Then I slowly make your body relaxed and responsive to stimulating touches. A gentle and deliberate massage of erogenous zones of the body reaches a crescendo when I start massaging the vulva and then the vagina. By this time, most clients have difficulty in lying still and breathing normally as the arousal increases. When I reach the part where I stimulate the clitoris and the clitoral shaft, some cannot remain silent anymore. Then I use the technique known as edging in tantric Yoni massage to slowly massage the inner labia and then the g-spot and then the a spot and the entire vaginal canal.

 

I waken the chakras and oscillate between the two between the chest and the crotch. The nipples and areola are treated with tender touches and the pubic mound is generously massaged. The result is a series of mind-blowing orgasms that shatter the barriers you’ve always kept between you and the realization of your full sexual potential. You’ll surprise yourself, I tell you.

Here is why I think you should get a Yoni massage

  • It relieves stress – I mean, is there a better stress reliever than orgasms?
  • It keeps you sexually satisfied without a sexual partner, it’s not news that a lot of people enter relationships for a lot of reasons especially sex, getting yoni massage gives you orgasms and that makes you reevaluate the type of relationship you want to get into.
  • Helps with celibate ladies or body count conscious ladies – while some people think body counts should not be a thing because it’s sexist, some ladies think it is a big deal and will not want their body count to increase so yoni massage makes your vagina happy without sex
  • Oversee your body and orgasms, a lot of women still don’t orgasm from sex and it is sad. Get your orgasms!

 

Where to get Yoni massage in Abuja, Nigeria

My massage therapist is @giftedhandsabuja on Instagram

An hour session costs 20 thousand Naira, he also provides a different type of massage, here is his contact so you can reach him on WhatsApp chat only 08059608615

Tell him that Funke sent you sugar.

 

Soooooo, do you think you can ever have a Yoni massage? ever had one? Something you want to explore or you’re good.

 

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64 Comments

  • Posted April 3, 2019 1:39 pm
    by May

    I’m definitely getting one when I go to Abuja

    • Posted April 3, 2019 1:52 pm
      by thefunkeolotu

      Okay, girl! let me know how it goes!

      • Posted April 5, 2019 12:36 am
        by Thefeministpaper

        I need this in my life. Zayummmmm????? I’m jelly, excited and happy Af for you.

        I think I would end up laughing my ass out if a stranger’s hand was on my jayjay.

        • Posted April 5, 2019 7:44 am
          by thefunkeolotu

          Lmaooo
          I’m happy that you’re happy for me ?
          You laughing will just be funny

  • Posted April 3, 2019 2:03 pm
    by Tonye

    Funkeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I kept screaming as I was reading. Nah I don’t think i’ll Ever get a Yoni massage.

    http://www.theblackwriter.co

  • Posted April 3, 2019 5:02 pm
    by Enkay

    Yes,
    I am definitely getting one
    Is he the only masseuse?
    Is there a female masseuse?

    • Posted April 3, 2019 5:30 pm
      by thefunkeolotu

      He’s the only one I know, there should be female masseuse

  • Posted April 3, 2019 5:18 pm
    by Tosin

    Ahhhhhhh eleyi gidi gan ooooo. I think I’d rather just get my man to learn how to give yoni massages cuz I don’t think I can outside to get one. This is too intimate Chinekeeeeee!
    Mo n scream gaan. Thank God you told us about it tho. I never knew of Yoni massages before now

    • Posted April 3, 2019 5:31 pm
      by thefunkeolotu

      Tosin o.. you’re making me crack up. As mana single

  • Posted April 3, 2019 7:06 pm
    by TANG

    ‪I just read this and the Yoruba mother in me was shouting “Funkeeeeee” while the real me was screaming “Get it girllll”‬
    ‪Yoni massage already on bucket list. Thanks ?‬
    http://www.wumituase.com

    • Posted April 3, 2019 7:11 pm
      by thefunkeolotu

      hahahahah
      I like the mix of characters.. yassss
      Can’t wait for you to get it⭐️

    • Posted April 6, 2019 5:03 pm
      by Louella Eze

      Lol, what??! I read this waiting for the “cut!….April fools” part.

  • Posted April 3, 2019 7:31 pm
    by Jess

    Hian!!! Babe it sounds amazing but I don’t know if I would ever try it ?? You are a brave woman

    • Posted April 3, 2019 7:46 pm
      by thefunkeolotu

      You said brave woman??? cracking me up

  • Posted April 3, 2019 9:25 pm
    by Tosin

    I would love love to get one can’t wait. I hope there’s one in Lagos

  • Posted April 4, 2019 1:43 am
    by Sike Gbana

    Funke!!! For me, an orgasm is way too intimate for me to share with someone I am not involved with so I doubt I would ever do it. Will tell the future husband to get trained by your masseuse though lol.
    Glad you had fun though

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    • Posted April 4, 2019 7:35 am
      by thefunkeolotu

      Yesss to getting trained so you can have it anytime you want !

  • Posted April 4, 2019 2:50 am
    by Adanna

    I was screaming yassss girl, get it
    Yoni massage is on my list already.
    Thank you girl for sharing, loved this.

  • Posted April 4, 2019 12:00 pm
    by Toluwani

    Wow you go girl??

  • Posted April 4, 2019 2:44 pm
    by Cinny

    Wow, I was not expecting this. I’m not sure if I’d ever be comfortable with it.

    • Posted April 4, 2019 2:50 pm
      by thefunkeolotu

      Awwnn Cindy, don’t ever do anything you are not comfortable with

  • Posted April 4, 2019 4:55 pm
    by jaye shields

    I think it’s interesting that it’s called a massage. Basically it’s foreplay. In some places it’s legal (and I think it should be), but let’s call it what it is. It’s paying for sex, basically.

  • Posted April 4, 2019 5:59 pm
    by Subhashish Roy

    Good to come across new perspectives. I think massages are fun depending on which ones appeal to you.

  • Posted April 4, 2019 8:46 pm
    by Colleen

    Wow! I have never heard of this outside of what you do with your partner. I think it’s an interesting idea for people out there who don’t have a partner and don’t want to risk all the dangers of one night stands. I’ll never get one – that’s what my husband’s for LOL – but I think it’s a great idea for others.

    • Posted April 4, 2019 8:52 pm
      by thefunkeolotu

      Yhup.. it is a great idea
      Haha.. I guess he knows Yoni massage then or has to learn

  • Posted April 4, 2019 9:19 pm
    by Bill Sweeney

    I have to be honest: I never knew there was such a thing as this. I think it’s a great idea for those who are not in an intimate relationship

  • Posted April 5, 2019 2:02 am
    by Sara

    This is personally not something I would do, but to each their own. I’m glad you had a good experience. Thanks for sharing.

  • Posted April 5, 2019 9:00 am
    by artchee

    Hmm, I’m learning something new here. :0)

  • Posted April 5, 2019 10:01 am
    by Snehal

    I have been reading and hearing a lot about you massages. I think every woman should do it. Sounds very relaxing! ?

  • Posted April 5, 2019 12:01 pm
    by Bianca

    Well, well I was not expecting that to be as intimate as it was. I love that he eases you into it because this sounds like something that would be really strange to just have a stranger all up in your business like that. Well if men can have a happy ending with massages, why cant women?!

    • Posted April 5, 2019 1:52 pm
      by thefunkeolotu

      Awwwnn
      Thank you Bianca
      Why can’t women right!

  • Posted April 5, 2019 8:25 pm
    by Thena Franssen

    I’ve actually never even heard of this!! Sounds really really interesting and I’m sure it’s probably pretty popular!

    • Posted April 6, 2019 7:55 am
      by thefunkeolotu

      It’s not so popular but it’s interesting

  • Posted April 5, 2019 9:19 pm
    by Toni | Boulder Locavore

    Oh, I had no idea there’s this kind of massage. Thank you so much for sharing your experience!

  • Posted April 6, 2019 2:20 am
    by Porsha Carr

    Wow my best friend would love that I will have to look into this for her.

  • Posted April 6, 2019 2:53 am
    by Rosey

    I was going to say I never had a professional massage. Then I kept reading. I think I agree with Jaye.

  • Posted April 6, 2019 7:07 am
    by Tamunotonye Barimalaa

    I need this in my life but the price!

    • Posted April 6, 2019 7:56 am
      by thefunkeolotu

      Girl, well. We have to save for the best things eh?

  • Posted April 6, 2019 1:57 pm
    by Korayday

    Haha. No thanks!

  • Posted April 6, 2019 2:07 pm
    by Grapywomanbeing

    What an Intense experience and they better create a place in Lagos too ???

  • Posted April 6, 2019 2:21 pm
    by Tope

    ehennnnnnn, plix is it only in Abuja? There should be one in Lagos. Hot dang! Reasons to visit Abuja increasing ….

  • Posted April 6, 2019 3:43 pm
    by Oluchee

    Do I think I’ll ever get a yoni massage? I honestly honestly honestly don’t know the answer to that! Wow oh wow. Never knew there was even such a thing as vagina massage naively enough

    • Posted April 7, 2019 6:47 am
      by thefunkeolotu

      It’s fine, a lot of people did not know about it

  • Posted April 6, 2019 5:03 pm
    by Onome Joseph

    Wow! I definitely can’t read this alone! Jeez. I love the fact that your narrative skills kept me to the end but meh! I’m not sure I’d ever want this lol. It could be fun but meh! They simply gave this a professional term. Wow!

    • Posted April 7, 2019 6:51 am
      by thefunkeolotu

      Looool

      Thank you for the compliment and it is a professional massage

  • Posted April 6, 2019 11:33 pm
    by Elizabeth O

    Its interesting to come across of this new idea.

  • Posted April 13, 2019 6:55 am
    by Vivian

    Read this with my eyes wide open, I can’t ever do this. All I can say is you have MIND!
    You are a very adventurous lady, thanks fit for letting us know that there is such a thing as yoni massage .

    • Posted April 17, 2019 1:31 pm
      by thefunkeolotu

      Adventurous. ahh
      i will take that, thank you

  • Posted April 17, 2019 4:33 pm
    by Cirphrank

    Jesu!!! Funke my gee!

    Tell that guy say I wan learn work, that’s all.

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